- What's your nickname, real name, age, and current location?
SymoN, Simon, 27, Argentina 🇦🇷 (the best country in the world, obviously—where else can you dance tango with a world cup?).
- What were your previous clans and reason for leaving them?
The Couch Potatoes: I left because they redefined "inactive" to justify their inactivity
Speedy Gonzales Racing: Sounded fast, but they were too busy chasing my sister's cellphone instead of toptimes. Adiós, muchachos.
Red Scare Slayers: I left because they were more about debating communism than racing, they actually believe someone cares about human rights.
- What do you think about Xenous? How can you be helpful for us?
Xenous? The clan so active it makes Usain Bolt look like he’s napping. Shine, your fearless leader? Legend says he lapped a track so fast he sent a postcard to his past self. Absolute madman. Me? I’m a Swiss Army knife, killer in DM skills, and I’ll teach Shine how to drive properly before crashing trying to sc rafinha v9. (someone’s gotta take that legend down). Also, I’m the undisputed Habbo Hotel Casanova. give me five minutes and I’ll snag any virtual woman's Instagram faster than you can say “ft please”.
- How could we contact you?
Right here on Discord, where I’m always lurking like a digital ninja, unlike my ex-clans, who probably still think "online" means take a nap.
Originally posted on Discord by simonvcp1 — 2025-06-28
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